Janet

I hold both a BS in Education and English and a MA in Education. In addition, I am a certified teacher with seven years of experience and have been doing freelance writing and research for over ten years. Please do not hesitate to ask if you have any other questions regarding my background credentials. I can also provide you with samples of my previous work if you so desire.

Silence Dogood

I'm a physics major but have a sideways passion for the liberal arts, particularly history and literature. I've been in school for three years and just need a little extra cash for my weekend habits. I've written papers for friends before and they're still friends with me so I'm assuming I did a good job.  If I write your paper you can rest assured that it will have an aura of excellence.

My internet researching skills are great so even if I don't know your subject too well I'll be able to write for you, if not then I simply won't offer myself for that paper.

Charli

I'm a 27 year old female with extensive academic and professional research and writing experience and I pride myself on a stellar work ethic and fast turnaround times. As an autodidact I can easily absorb and comprehend necessary information and I have ghost written academic work that was strong enough to be suggested for publication. I can create fully researched and formatted papers in APA,MLA and Kate Turabian style. My strengths are social work, literature and theology. However I am also well versed in the social sciences and history.

Yoshi Story

Undergraduate Student

I am a molecular biologist and I love to write papers on environmental ethics, Shakespeare, sociology, and anything related to BIOLOGY. I have three years of professional grant writing experience, and I know how to catch the eye and reach the heart of even the coldest, stingiest reviewer. For essays, I utilize the logical formula “CLAIM, DATA, WARRANT” and I always make sure the the thesis is concrete, unique, and creatively written.

For two years I coached high school debate/rhetoric courses and I have won several Colorado state championships in LD and Congress. I am currently in pursuit of my master's degree in Molecular, Cellular and Developmental Biology with an emphasis in bioengineering. I require at least one week's notice for standard 5-10 page papers.

If you are running out of time, or if your rhetoric is sub-par, let me help you. Several years of professional grant writing and persuasive debate have taught me how to properly formulate an argument and defend a thesis.

Bender Bending Rodriguez

I started this website because I like learning but don't like school.  I could either pay to do homework, or get paid for doing homework.  This seemed like the better option.

I love philosophy, in school teachers tried to cram Kant down my throat but out of school I found myself obsessed with Plato, Nietzsche, Mill, etc.  Literary analysis is also awesome, I spent a day tearing apart the lyrics of Stairway to Heaven just because I love that song so much.  Political theory turns me on.  Economics too.

I've written on a wide variety of subjects and specialize in everything.